Listen. We'll school you.

Don't expect us to talk about coffee. The hell with coffee. Pro-cycling and whatever else with attitude and irreverence.

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Yeah, we can write.

Well, sorta. We flex our grammar and diction muscle, put it on here and kick the internet's ass. That simple.

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Capitalism at its best.

Won't you come into our shop, we wanna show you all our wares. Making John Smith proud since 2009.

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