Tour de Pants July 16, 2014 SkullKrusher Bernabino's pants. Here's the story of the first chunk of the Tour told with screen grabs. Enjoy, and share. That's a lot of English people! I think this guy is too sexy for his arm warmers. Right said Fred? Teal beret. Designed in Kazakhstan, made in China. "I thinked Tom Boonen is maybe driving here? No? Ok, we still say FRITS!" "Don't give chit about cyclist on the floor! I am on zee TV, maman!!" Vive le Sergeant Deux-Deux! Tour de France or Tour de Poland? Don't get me started on this clown or his douchebag hair cut. Awesome helmet decorations, Mr Motodude! Image courtesy of listener Brian Gossett.