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Intro and outro music by Cradle of Filth
|Tejay van Garderen's mole|
- Speed Metal Cycling jersey. Almost sold out
- Cycling Inquisition's post about Quintana
- Team 4-72 Colombia
- The now infamous G+D Duracci shirt
|G+D's Duracci shirt in action|
3x Third Place
Tour commentary can get under your skin,
From Liggett's ramblings to Kirby's droll din.
It`s a tough occupation,
Don't complain to the station,
Or Sean Yates will smash your face in.
- Dean, Newcastle, UK
With his chances of victory gone
Cavendish decides to flex his brawn.
Spectators thought this was rank,
so they threw a cup o' stank.
He finally gets a maillot jaune.
- Josh, Portland, Oregon
"Assassins" Octave Lapize spat,
And Poulidor tussled with Jaques,
Then along came the yanks,
And by way of a "thanks",
Greg Lemond crapped in Phil Leleu's hat.
- Steve, Wombourne, UK
This year Kittel's on the podium
Last year he bore the peloton's odium
They all said with a grunt
"No more turns on the front!"
Cos they knew WADA had just banned Imodium.
- Adam, Granada, Spain
Grand Prize Winner
Nobody thought Froome was a putz
Pinot's speed made him sick to his guts
A genie named Yates
Determines their fates
This Tour's gone coconuts.
- Nathan, Toronto, Canada
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